i was jolted awake this morning by a small critter creeping inside my slightly open lips. as i spew out the crummy little bastard, i realize it was a small shard from my retainer. i don’t know if i should be relieved in knowing that it wasn’t a live creature, or the thought that my sexy dentists are thousands of miles away on a different continent.

is it safe to piece it back using superglue? i guess someone’s telling me it’s a bad idea since the tube i had already hardened into acrylic rigor mortis. i want to get a new dentist, but i feel like i’m betraying my old one if i did. oh, i’m such a sap.

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