i took my 17 year old cousin out last night. together with his cousin jerome, we saw, but we didn’t conquer! all of these girls floating around, but none that you can actually have. i wish i were 6’2″.
can you believe i was carded at temple!? at first i thought the guy was just going to frisk me, but then he actually asked for my age. i told him i was bente dos, but the shit gave me this blank stare like ‘yeah right.’ so i whipped out three drivers licenses and told the bastard to check each one of ’em. then realized that once he saw i was legit, he wouldn’t bother checking the ID of my cousin who is a big big man. lucky. but what am i supposed to feel? do i really look that young? i should’ve shoved my IDs up his hairy ass. but anyway i just pushed it aside and drank some more. i really wish i were taller. its not my fault i’m cute. hahah! yeah right.